Best Burns From The Roast of AKA

The Comedy Central Roast of AKA dominated the Twitter conversation last night, as people shared their best burns from the historic night, which saw Pearl Thusi become the first black woman Roast Master and Davido become the first-ever Nigerian panelist.

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I COST A LOT ! Period. ALOT ! 💵

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If you missed out on the LOLs, here’s our funniest jokes and jabs that were thrown last night:

Davido:
To AKA: “When you collaborate, make sure you get a weaker rapper, so you don’t become a feature on your own song.”

Francois van Coke:

To AKA: “You and Cassper argue about who’s the best rapper. We all know: it’s Riky Rick.”

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Joey Rasdien:

“Mark Fish looks like Mr Bean smoked too much tik.” 

Mark Fish:

Hottest roastTo Pappa Penny: “I can’t wait to not understand anything you’re saying.” 

Moonchild Sanelly:

Hottest roast: To Pearl Thusi: “You are an African girl but you struggle to do an African accent in your series.” 

Moshe Ndiki:

Hottest roast: “The drug problem on this stage is so bad that when Joey Rasdien arrived the first thing he asked was, ‘Is the Mandrax halaal?’”


Nina Hastie:

Hottest roast: To AKA: “Anyway, guys, my vagina is the size of a soccer stadium. Hilarious. It may even be true but you know what: we all know that I will never fuck AKA because he would never be able to fill it up.” 

Pappa Penny:

Hottest roast: “You know I was looking for my first-born for many years. I spent a lot of money. But today I am happy. Because it was Aka – Aka is a Shangaan name.” 

Pearl Thusi:

Hottest roasts: To Pierre van Pletzen, who was a late cancellation: “We were going to have Oubaas from 7de Laan here. But it turns out he died in 1997 and no one noticed.” 

ENDS

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